My internet is slow but hopefully this posts quickly…HAPPY NEW YEAR!by thefunJanuary 4, 2020Have a great 2019! Looking for more? Try our 60 Christmas jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all holiday jokes.More Holiday JokesDon’t let anyone tell you that you are ugly.Given that we live in an era of equality, it is only fair that for every 100 men drafted for the war…What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch?All my friends jokingly said that this girl I have a date with is imaginary.What is the equivalent of 2,000 mocking birds?Three blondes walk into a building.