Doctor jokes and medical humor to cure a bad mood, no appointment needed. From questionable diagnoses to waiting-room woes and doctors with a terrible bedside manner, these funny doctor jokes are just what the comedian ordered. Take two and call us in the morning.
I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids, but they could not help me. It is necessary to wait normally for a… Read More »I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids,…
A thirty year old man goes to a psychiatrist… Psychiatrist: How long have you been married? Man: 42 years. Psychiatrist: How is that even possible?… Read More »Dog years
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a glass of “Less.” “Less?” I’ve never heard of it,” the bartender… Read More »a new drink at the bar
My doctor told me to take up an activity that gets me out of the pub So I’ve started smoking.
man: my wife has laryngitis Doctor: there’s no cure sir man: cure it? l want you to prolong it.
I’m devastated. I just had a look at my doctor’s notes and he’s written that after my accident, I’ll never be able to wank again.… Read More »False alarm
Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed? …especially if the bed is in a hospital.
I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive
Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot wound to the chest, but we’ll have to run a Covid test to… Read More »Doctor : at first glance it appears that you have a gunshot…
My doctor told me I have to give up half my sex life. I asked which half, thinking about it or talking about it?