A man was hit by a car and wasn’t breathing. Witnesses called paramedics but they were afraid he wouldn’t make it. A civilian rushed into the street and gave the guy CPR. The man was alive and breathing when the Paramedics arrived. “You saved this mans life,” They said. “Are you a doctor?” “Nope. I’m a grave digger.” He responded. “And I really hate working on Saturday.”
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