Masked Rodent (58200)by thefunJuly 20, 2024September 16, 2026After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.” More Doctor JokesI’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep PurpleKeith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he…I saw my doctor last week and he asked me how much marijuana do…num-num“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One…