Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he…by thefunDecember 24, 2023September 16, 2026 Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he looked like he was 80 over 30 years ago… More One-Liners“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One…How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap…L want my children to have all the things in the world l could…I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off!You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.