If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
Political Jokes
Political jokes that poke fun at every side of the aisle. Politicians, promises, elections and the fine art of saying a lot while doing very little are all fair game here. This collection of political humor is here to make you laugh, not to win your vote. Read on and enjoy the satire.
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
He said “Genius”
Trump: Hey Siri how many miles did I ran today?
Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to Iran today.
Trump: Siri, how many miles did i ran today?
Siri: Sending missiles to Iran today.
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin and then, they asked him to count to ten. The man counted, “two, four, six, eight,… Read More »Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
Con is the opposite of pro.
So is congress the opposite of progress?
A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.
For support, rather than illumination.
Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.So he asks the class for an… Read More »Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
A politician and intestines are surprisingly similar
After all. They both have shit coming out of them
What’s the difference between…
Donald Trump and God?God doesn’t think he’s Trump.