There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are only three parachutes on the plane.Donald Trump says “ I am America’s smartest president. I need a parachute so I can lead the people.Steph Curry says “I have millions of fans who love me. I need a parachute to play for them.The Pope says to the schoolboy, “ I am old and have already lived my life. You should take the last parachute.”The boy replies, “That’s alright, because America’s smartest president jumped with my backpack.
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