What’s the difference between Trump and God?by thefunDecember 23, 2019God doesn’t think he’s Trump… More One-LinersWhy did Jesus never have to close a door?Trump has been Impeached.A plumber walks into a barToday, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.When people call you shortAs I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, I heard my 5-year old niece ask if anyone was inside whilst she knocked thrice. I had to mumble audibly enough through the froth so she would hear to which she responded: