When people call you shortby thefunDecember 22, 2019Tell them that dynamite comes in small packages. More One-LinersAs I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, I heard my 5-year old niece ask if anyone was inside whilst she knocked thrice. I had to mumble audibly enough through the froth so she would hear to which she responded:I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me downI remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?Why was the snowman smiling?Why did the console gamer cross the road?