I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes about girlfriends, boyfriends, first dates and exes. Relationship humor for singles and couples alike.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Jewish man sends son to Israel
> > Jewish man sends son to Israel in Joke of the Day A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so he pays… Read More »Jewish man sends son to Israel
Talking frog
A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into… Read More »Talking frog
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop pointing out random exits and entrances
I said: “There’s the door”
I’ve been dating this girl who works at the zoo.
I’m pretty sure she’s a keeper.
Got an ice cream for my girlfriend
Best trade i ever made.
“How old is your girlfriend?”
“She’s 52”“Haha, dude, she could be your mom!”“Yeah, actually it’s yours.”
A wise old pirate captain has captured a group of merchant sailors, but he tells them that he will spare their lives if they can answer a question: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
The first sailor, with a smug look on his face, haughtily walks up to the captain and says “Obviously it’s RRRRRRR!”. The captain slowly shakes… Read More »A wise old pirate captain has captured a group of merchant sailors, but he tells them that he will spare their lives if they can answer a question: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.