“We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives,” smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii.
“You seem pretty sure of yourself,” I replied.
“I am,” she said, gazing out the window. “The left wing’s fallen off and the engine’s on fire.”
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