Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes about girlfriends, boyfriends, first dates and exes. Relationship humor for singles and couples alike.
I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
You: What’s wrong? Girlfriend: Nothing…
I just think it’s funny how you [X reason].You: Haha. I think it’s funny too.100% end an argument. No problem ezpz!
Why is a sketchy Tinder date like a fire?
They both start with a match and end with a burning sensation
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed the toilet.
The seasons did it just like my ex-husband
They came and went
Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.
I’m gay
Lmao I’m not gay my boyfriend took my phone and posted that