My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
You: What’s wrong? Girlfriend: Nothing…
I just think it’s funny how you [X reason].You: Haha. I think it’s funny too.100% end an argument. No problem ezpz!
Why is a sketchy Tinder date like a fire?
They both start with a match and end with a burning sensation
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed the toilet.
The seasons did it just like my ex-husband
They came and went
Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.