My girlfriend notices i play X-box a lot.One afternoon she came over when i was playing X-box and she said “its like your second girlfriend”.I looked her straight in the eye and said “YOU’RE THE SECOND GIRLFRIEND!!!”
and now im single.︶︿︶
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