Her: Babe, I’m wet 😉
Dumb Boyfriend: Oh, you want a paper towel?
Her: Stop playing around babe, I’m serious!
DB: Ohhh, you want two paper towels then? Her: I want something big and round now!! DB: Seriously?! You want the whole damn roll??
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