Jewish man sends son to Israel
in Joke of the Day

A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so he pays for him to go visit Israel…

When his son comes back, however, he says he’s now a Christian.

Exasperated, the man goes to his Jewish friend for advice, but his friend says, “that’s funny, I sent my son to Israel last year and when he came back, he also said he was Christian.”

The two men decide to speak to their rabbi about this, but when they explain the situation the rabbi says, “that’s funny, two years ago I sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian.”

The three men decide only God can have the answer, so they pray. The rabbi says aloud “dear God, all three of us sent our sons to Israel, and all of them came back Christian.”

God’s voice booms down, “that’s funny…”

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