How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy…
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy… You just tell them you can’t come!
Money Jokes
Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.
Simple trick
How to get a woman to think about you nonstop… …borrow a large sum of money from her?
Example
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of… Read More »Example
Hand made
A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’
Job advertising
Join our mid-aged and unfriendly team at an awkward-winning company with more than 1200 employees worldwide gone berserk. If you are: – Looking for a… Read More »Job advertising
Drinks for everyone
A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously drunk man stumbles in. “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for… Read More »Drinks for everyone
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
I told my husband this joke and he said, “If I won the lottery, I’d give you the world, mi vida,” and gave me a… Read More »A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
“Sweet!”, he replied. “I won $20. Here’s $10. Now bugger off.”
A man asks a female friend if she’d sleep with him for a million dollars…
“A million?” she says. “I guess so.” “Would you sleep with me for just one dollar?” he asks. “One dollar?! Hell no! What kind of… Read More »A man asks a female friend if she’d sleep with him for a million dollars…