A robber enters a bank and points a gun at the teller
Robber: Put all the money in the bag or you’re Geography!Teller: Don’t you mean History?Robber: Don’t change the subject!
Money Jokes
Money jokes about banks, taxes, loans and getting rich. Funny financial humor that costs nothing to enjoy.
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following… Read More »A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
The boy sees a worm trying to crawl into an anthill. “I bet fifty bucks that I can get that worm into that anthill!” says… Read More »A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Guy goes into the bank, walks up to the teller and says, “Hiya Toots, I wanna make a fuckin’ deposit over here.”
The teller is a little taken aback by the customer’s language, but does her best to be professional.”Sir, I’m more than happy to help with… Read More »Guy goes into the bank, walks up to the teller and says, “Hiya Toots, I wanna make a fuckin’ deposit over here.”
Reporter to the world’s first trillionaire: “Sir, what are you going to do with all that money?”.
“I can buy a chicken and some bread now!”, says Abou, while walking out of his bank in Zimbabwe
Good news – the Sting impersonator that was taking money to play gigs and then ran off with the money…
… has turned himself into The Police. türk takipçi satın al
Got some sad news today
Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion.He slept with 1… Read More »Got some sad news today
Got some sad news today.
After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with his patients and now can no… Read More »Got some sad news today.