My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just…
My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just likes my company.
Money Jokes
Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.
My money
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.
Happiness
A Chinese business man has been sharing photos of children crawling around and playing on top of a Lamborghini, saying that the happiness of children… Read More »Happiness
whoresome joke
If having sex for money makes you a whore… then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the…
A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the clerk and says “Hello, I’d like to purchase… Read More »A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily… Read More »I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
What small thing screams “I’m rich”?
What small thing screams “I’m rich”? A dwarf who just won the lottery.
Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’…
Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, ‘Is this whisky?’ ‘Yes’, the other replies, ‘but not as whisky was wobbing a bank’
What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018. He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.