…and decides to to indulge herself with a milk bath, so she calls her local dairyman. “I’d like to order meself some milk” “How much will ye be needing?” “I suppose, I’ll need enough to fill me bath tub.” “Shouldn’t be more than 200 liters I’d guess.” “My word! That’s more than I thought.” “Well, tell me miss, will ye be needing the milk pasteurized?” “Oh no! I think up to me neck will do.”
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