My wife says I’m always repeating myself.
My wife says I’m always repeating myself
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
There’s a creature in Scotland that looks just like the Loch Ness Monster.
It’s the likeness monster.
My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was comming
My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was coming…After that butt dial I now leave my phone on the night stand.
What do you call an apartment for lease during christmas time?
For Lease Navidad
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I’ll let you know
What do you call a female snowwoman
I’m cold, turn the heat up babe.Put some clothes on, you wont be cold.Fuck
How’d you call an old point?
Jurassic period.
If only god can judge you….
What the hell does a judge do!?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red
It depends on how hard you throw them
How are a train and a bicycle similar?
You can’t make watermelon juice with none of them.