It’s the most wonderful time of the year
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One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What is better than a woman?
-It is 2 woman (Slightly hearable lesbian porn sounds.)
I made a roulette, its about the amount my parents are going to give their godchildren, I decided to tweak it a bit
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Excuses are like assholes…
Some people have really nice ones.
What do you call the last surviving member of a royal family?
The Epic Victory Royal.
I farted and blamed it on the dog.
It was a lie of emission.
I hate phone sex
Once the phone is in, you can’t even hear what the other person is saying.
a horse, a pediatrician and a fish walk into a bar
the horse stands in place, the fish dies and pediatrician just missed his shift
What’s the difference between masterbation and a hand job
Single player vs local Co op
Guys, don’t pee in the woods….
You’d piss mother nature off.