Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they’re all Targets.
My GF is the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
Look, a racist joke!
Donald J. Trump.
The seasons did it just like my ex-husband
They came and went
How do you make a pressure cooker bomb?
Wait this isn’t Google…
Why do programmers need glasses?
So they can see sharp.
I want to argue with flat earthers but…
I just feel like we’re not on a level playing field
Why don’t cows get pedicures?
Because they lack toes!
What is your superpower?
-what is your superpower? •”Hindsight” -That wouldn’t help much •”yes, I see that now”