I used to be a guy stuck in a girl’s body
Then I pulled out
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
Want to hear a memory joke?
Great! Remind me in fifteen minutes and I’ll tell you.
Hide-and-Seek games aren’t fun any more
It is too hard to find good players.
So I was learning Japanese ,I used to think Chan is used for women
Turns out I was watching Loli porn
I was gonna tell a child abandonment joke….
But then I realized it wasn’t wanted
What goes Ha Ha Plop Plop?
A lepper laughing his balls off.
I lost 200 lbs over the Summer.
“Wow! What’s your secret?”Divorce.
REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.