Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
Be aware!!!!
Be aware!!!! It is quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t even been made yet.
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to…
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to represent externally how they feel on the inside … fake.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed…
The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals on his boat.
I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with…
I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with out reverting to sound effects
@Маке
Anything is possible. Tenderly, gently and a little trotil.
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t… Read More »My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went…
After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went out and bought 12 new pairs.
Honesty
No officer these drugs aren’t mine, I stole them.