One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

My wife and I have an open relationship.

My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.

Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday. She used her chopsticks to knit a sweater out of her noodles.

our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “

Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.

I never knew you drank until I saw you sober last night.

went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band

Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.

Weird. Missionary’s what I call it when I don’t let him come inside.

you shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology

Tits – natural anti-stress balls! The irony is that they come attached to the most effective thing to create stress!