One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just…

My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just likes my company.

she got a text that said ” what are you doing ?” which she answered with ” probably failing my drivers test “

I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!

I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

The reason so many guys have foot fetishes is because they lost their virginity to a sock.

Alright… Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?

It’s Sunday. So am 100% motivated to do nothing today.

My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re expecting the baby early 2023

Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you can sleep with his wife while he’s… Read More »Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.

What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407