Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.
Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the…
I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I’m doing
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I…
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!
I needed a password eight characters long.
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
I don’t know why my fishing buddy is afraid of coronavirus…he…
I don’t know why my fishing buddy is afraid of coronavirus…he never catches anything.
Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the…
Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist.
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building…
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course…It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy…
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy… You just tell them you can’t come!