One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

Autocorrect

I was going to add a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.

Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.

religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick

Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.

I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you’re probably still an idiot.

Half of relationships end because of bad sex .Mine however ended because of good sex… With another Woman.

I must admit, I really miss being at work and bitching about not wanting to be at work.