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One-Liners

The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.

Scary times

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Continually

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

No balls

I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !

Autocorrect

I was going to add a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.

Waiting

religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick

JOKESTER

Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.

At the same time

I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.

JOKESTER

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

JOKESTER

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.