I told Sam not to sing on his phone…by thefunDecember 30, 2019But Samsung anyway :/ More One-LinersTwo fish are in a tankWhy did the condom fly across the room??I want to tell you about a girl who only ate plants…How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status nowFrom my 92 year old uncle. “Times have changes so much, back in my day it was still perfectly fine to say black paint”.