My three favorite things are…by thefunDecember 30, 2019Eating my family and not using commas. More One-LinersMy wife and I are into S & MJOKESTERJOKESTERIf you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.Genders are just like the twin towers…A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out.