One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

Stay safe

I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.

Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.

Fall in love with your problems, maybe they’ll leave you too.

Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big

Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !