My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad.
My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad. Until mom found out and hid the urn.
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
2020 is still better than my first marriage
2020 is still better than my first marriage
Horrific
It would be horrific if farting was as contagious as yawning.
Stay safe
I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.
Life lesson
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.
Problems solved
Fall in love with your problems, maybe they’ll leave you too.
Only the…
Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big
Frank Einstein
Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?
Hand made
A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’
Choice
Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice