I haven’t showered since last decade.by thefunDecember 31, 2019What do you mean it’s not 2020 yet? More One-LinersOnce I dated a girl with a parakeet and that f**king thing never shut upThe average person has sex 54 times a year…No pair of balls are identical.Does your face hurt?Need helpThis year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…