Get this fucking parking ticket out of my face!
Looking for more? Try our 100 dad jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all car jokes.
You cannot “own” land; All of it belongs to mother Earth. Who are we in our hubris to claim that Her bounty may be our possession alone? We did not create this world- this world created us and as such we cannot lay claim to its body.
- by thefun