My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re…
My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re expecting the baby early 2023
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you can sleep with his wife while he’s… Read More »Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.
What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad?
What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
Sex is like pizza
Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it
Spoiler alert!
In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone numbers is doing nowdays ?
Boobs are like the sun
You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you… Read More »Boobs are like the sun
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts