One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.

Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.

Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it

In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.

I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone numbers is doing nowdays ?

You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you… Read More »Boobs are like the sun

Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts

Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.

I exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I’m doing

I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!