I left the garage door open last nightby thefunJanuary 1, 2020Someone stole my limbo stick.. didn’t know people can go that low. More One-LinersNever get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queueI got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.How did Jesus stay so ripped?Did you know Bill Burr has a brother that is a lumberjack?Why would you eat a clock?WHERE DOES A PIRATE KEEP HIS BUCCANEERS.