Just got banned from the hardware store…by thefunJanuary 2, 2020Some dickhead in an apron came up to me and asked if I needed decking. Lucky I got the first punch in More One-LinersI give up drinking this yearCanada is a lot cooler than the United StatesDear Expecting Mothers…There’s only 1 rule in learning EnglishInsomnia is awfulMy friend was driving a piece of junk car yesterday, and I saw him drive a luxury SUV today.