I give up drinking this yearby thefunJanuary 2, 2020Oops I mean: I give up, drinking this year. More Bar JokesCanada is a lot cooler than the United StatesDear Expecting Mothers…There’s only 1 rule in learning EnglishInsomnia is awfulMy friend was driving a piece of junk car yesterday, and I saw him drive a luxury SUV today.I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles