Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.by thefunJanuary 2, 2020Every day I’m thankful that I live in Scotland. Looking for more? Try our 100 dad jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all one-liners.More One-LinersWhen I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will bedad jokeGot an ice cream for my girlfriendCall me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.Why do dads always take pictures?After all that shit I’m surprised they are back together