Why do dads always take pictures?by thefunJanuary 1, 2020Cause they are your paparazzi More One-LinersAfter all that shit I’m surprised they are back togetherWhy does Santa have such a big sack?If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”Since it’s New Years, I can say I haven’t showered in a year!A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was