When I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will beby thefunJanuary 2, 2020“You guys want to see a dead body?” More One-Linersdad jokeGot an ice cream for my girlfriendCall me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.Why do dads always take pictures?After all that shit I’m surprised they are back togetherWhy does Santa have such a big sack?