What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a…
What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a cooking slave and her name was Mozzarella?
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.
I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.
Nectarines were grown by people who got tired of shaving peaches.
Nectarines were grown by people who got tired of shaving peaches.
Marx said that “Religion is the opium of the masses” suggesting…
Marx said that “Religion is the opium of the masses” suggesting that the people need better drugs.
Studies show non-smokers have an increased risk of dying of old age
Studies show non-smokers have an increased risk of dying of old age
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re…
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.
Everything is goes to the plan
In fact, putler is sending his reserve army to Ukraine to find out what happened to the regular one.
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia…
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia introduces embargoes on Absolut and Finland.
Honey, where are you running now?
Anal sex keeps my wife in shape. Every time I just mention it and she runs a mile from me