JOKESTERby thefunApril 20, 2020l got bored staying in with this lockdown, so for something to do l measured my dick…. now l’m bored & depressed. More Dirty JokesWal- MattA lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…Screams of passionGuy walks into a barHarold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.