I was making an awning for my porch and when I cut the posts one of them seemed off. When I went to look at it, it yelled “BITCHHHH”by thefunDecember 20, 2019I think it was Too Short. More One-LinersI didn’t like my haircut when I first got it…What’s blue and fucks old ladies?I have a joke about reddit coinsI’ve been wanting to f**k a cactus for a while nowI heard you father was run over by a boat in Venice.Why did the chicken cross the road?