Recognition
One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says “It’s nice and sunny,… Read More »Recognition
Religious Jokes
Religious jokes told with a light touch and a good heart. Priests, rabbis and the occasional pearly-gates gag walk into this collection of gentle, funny religious humor. Meant to make you smile rather than to preach, these jokes find the lighter side of faith for readers of every belief.
Seenus
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said “I died of cancer.” The second man said,… Read More »Seenus
No mercy
When a woman is mad for whatever reason at a man and she remains quiet for long periods of time, beware that she is simply… Read More »No mercy
Terms
The bible is the longest set of Terms and Conditions ever. So many people agree with it without knowing why.
Forgive
Today I went to confessional at my local church. I said to the priest: “forgive me father for I have sinned, it’s been six months since my last confession.”
He asked what I would like to confess so I told him: “I’m going to bl@ckmail somebody father.”
“Why?” He asked.Read More »Forgive
Following
According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy?
Where is the boss
Last year everyone made a huge deal about The Pope resigning. To be honest I don’t blame him. I’d leave my job too if my… Read More »Where is the boss
the first
Kid: God made the first man and woman right? Pastor: Indeed Kid: And they were naked in this garden, right? Pastor: Well, yes Kid: And… Read More »the first
texting
I just saw a status posted by a female friend that said “I love my new car, I’m in heaven!” from a mobile device. It… Read More »texting
watch out
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out
complete dick
At the end of the year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said “I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the drippings?”Read More »complete dick
They want too
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church… everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want… Read More »They want too
except
saw this girl the other day… She’s so beautiful it’s like in heaven above gaved her everything… well except my phone number
send by vde
It took 4 days to create the Earth and only 1 day to create every other galaxy (Bible calls them stars). That is why there… Read More »send by vde
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity,…
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: What’s your WiFi password?”
razor
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor
sense
It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.
nobody
nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody
heaven
She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.
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