So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were… Read More »So I was driving Uber tonight…
Car Jokes
Car jokes about drivers, traffic, parking and mechanics. Funny road humor for anyone who has been stuck in traffic.
Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”
A “gruesome scene” according to the Daily News. “The truck went in reverse on Broadway from Canal St. north to Howard St., where it struck… Read More »Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”
Why does Milton Keynes have so many roundabouts?
It’s so that if you’re driving into Milton Keynes, you can easily turn around, and then you won’t be driving into Milton Keynes any more.
Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat
Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Smoking hot and all over my lap while I’m driving
Is the Model 3 LR worth an extra 10k for insecure drivers in snow?
So, range wise, SR+ should be enough. But paying an extra 10k is not not nothing. Is 10k more worth it, provided I put on… Read More »Is the Model 3 LR worth an extra 10k for insecure drivers in snow?
A guy is driving past the White House….
…and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting,… Read More »A guy is driving past the White House….
Adam Driver walks into a bar…
The bartender says,”Why the long face?”
What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.