I designed a car, it is good, but it can not go backwards.
I guess i am not that good at reverse engineering
Car Jokes
Car jokes about drivers, traffic, parking and mechanics. Funny road humor for anyone who has been stuck in traffic.
A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess… in the morning he wakes up with a “breakfast for champions” in front of him, and he is like… what???…
A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess… in the morning he wakes… Read More »A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess… in the morning he wakes up with a “breakfast for champions” in front of him, and he is like… what???…
Couples Counsellor: So, what brings you here today?
My wife: I can’t stand it any more. He’s too literal.Me: My truck.
Why does Santa never have to pay for parking his sleigh?
Because it’s always on the house!
A guy is on the bus and sees a beautiful nun.
Wanting to bang her, he walks up to her and says “wanna bang?” To which the nun replies “hell no” and proceeded to get off… Read More »A guy is on the bus and sees a beautiful nun.
So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
Now. I didn’t realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me.… Read More »So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
John: “Is there a problem officer?”Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble,… Read More »John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
Why don’t Switzerland’s cars have brakes?
Because their always on neutral.
Veloster vs Miata
Hey guys… I’m looking for advice here. I currently own a Miata, and since I’ll be overseas studying in a year or so I’ll need… Read More »Veloster vs Miata
There are rumours that the reason I’m leaving the company is because I was fired for breaking the windshield of my boss’s Honda car…
the truth is… It’s of my own Accord oto beğeni satın al