What is a Nascar driver’s favorite kind of war?
It’s a Race War
Car Jokes
Car jokes and driving humor to get your engine running. From backseat drivers and parking fails to mechanics, traffic and the mystery of that warning light, these funny car jokes are built for anyone who loves the open road. Buckle up, the puns are coming in fast.
What makes the most sense
So I plan on trading my truck in with my next auto purchase. I have an additional 30k saved. I assume it would make more… Read More »What makes the most sense
In defense of the Car Mechanic in MP9 and MP10!
Ok, downvote me I don’t care. People say it removes strategy from the game? Wow… no. Because you have to adapt to what they do,… Read More »In defense of the Car Mechanic in MP9 and MP10!
You’d think anybody being given a multi-storey car park in the CBD would be cock-a-hoop but no, not Mariah Carey…
She told him repeatedly she didn’t want a lot for Christmas.
Winter Racism
Something about Winter makes Minnesotans super racist. Everyone I know keeps saying when I’m driving I gotta watch out for black guys.
A man is driving and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it?
It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?
Why does the KKK prefer driving Lincoln’s?
Cause as they say they are “All White, All White, All White!”This is satire, please don’t ban me. Fuck racism!
The Girlfriend of Nightmares
So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it’s a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and… Read More »The Girlfriend of Nightmares
I just rear ended a car and damaged the bumper.
It was an accident
An old, beat up sedan rear-ends a shiny, sleek coupe.
The sedan’s owner, an old man, gets out and shuffles to the front of his sedan to examine the damage. A younger couple rushes out… Read More »An old, beat up sedan rear-ends a shiny, sleek coupe.