A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don’t have one.Traffic Cop: …Don’t have one?Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.Traffic Cop: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.Older Woman: I can’t do that.Traffic Cop: Why not?