What’s the difference between a grenade and a wife?
A grenade will only blow your best friend once instagram ucuz takipçi paketleri
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
How do biblical historians know Mary was married Joseph before Jesus was born?
Because Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem ucuz takipçi satın al
My Wife and I must be getting older. The meaning of 69 has changed …
Now we just lay on the bed and tie each others shoes. aylık oto beğeni satın al
Why does Dr. pepper coke in a bottle?
because his wife diedCome
A Man swapped places with his wife to see what she did all day
A Man was constantly grumbling about how he had to work all day to provide for his family while his stayed home and did nothing.God… Read More »A Man swapped places with his wife to see what she did all day
One day Saint Peter got bored
He decided to begin asking people how they died. A man comes up so saint Peter asked how he died. The man said “I was… Read More »One day Saint Peter got bored
How do you have a long lasting marriage?
Don’t get caught.
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout.
SON: MOM! DAD THREATENED ME!WIFE: stop scaring our son.ME: I’m just singing Christmas songs to him.WIFE: aww okSON:ME: he knows when you are sleeping.
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.