Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night. Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing? Hubby: Well…it was a… Read More »Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and… Read More »A man died and went to heaven.
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday. The wife was sat in the armchair, crying her eyes out in the dark. I could… Read More »I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet…
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet… I’m interested to see how both women will get 80% of the assets
Honey, where are you running now?
Anal sex keeps my wife in shape. Every time I just mention it and she runs a mile from me
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his…
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his wife……”dear, when I have sex with you, I often think of other women!” “You bastard!” she… Read More »A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his…
Wedding joke
There is a cure for nymphomania, but it’s expensive. It can be cheap, but most people want a big ceremony, open bar at the reception,… Read More »Wedding joke
My wife and I have an open relationship.
My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it…
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it will be a very quick death.”